I HATE ALEX FERGUSON!

As much as I like the way things are going for Manchester United this season, I cant seem to stop hating that M****** F***** Alex Ferguson! Its HATE, that has no boundaries and no reasons. Its just AS SIMPLE AS COMPLICATED as it can get! No you can't argue with me, No I don't want to listen to HOW MUCH HORSES CRAP he's done for the club and DEFINITELY NOT HIS STATISTICS. The 70 year old, wrinkly, C*** S***** piece of RED DUNG can coach "Man U", EVEN WHILE HE GORGES WORMS FOR BREAKFAST IN HELL!

As Piers Morgan wrote, he's a hypocrite of breathtaking proportions; whining all summer about Real Madrid tapping up Cristiano Ronaldo, while conveniently forgetting his club's relentless tapping up of everyone from Eric Cantona to Wayne Rooney! Pleasssee...

As for Ferguson comparing Rooney to Mr. Pele! Just imagine me PUNCHING MY FIST in your ASS the same way you PUNCH YOUR FIST in the air. How many international matches have you played to compare Rooney to Pele! Hell I like Rooney even though HE WHINES like a 3 year old throwing a TANTRUM over a bunch of blocks. (You can't blame him, he's a kid in a MAN'S BODY!)

I have so many Manchester United Friends out there... and you should all know this from the bottom of my heart.

I DO LIKE THE WAY your club is playing this season.
I LOVED BECKHAM FOR HOW ICONIC HE was to Man Utd and HOW HUMBLE he was.
I like Rooney for his GUTSY style of playing.
You guys are my friends and we'll always be so...

BUT AGAIN, I HATE THAT M***** F****** C*** S****** SON OF A B****

Piers Morgan's for the Daily Mirror...

No harm meant towards Rooney! He's a jolly good player :)